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WHY MOUNTAINBIKES ARE BETTER THEAN WOMEN:
1. MOUNTAIN BIKES DON'T GET PREAGNANT.
2. YOU CAN RIDE YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE ANY TIME OF THE MONTH.
3. MOUNTAIN BIKES DON'T HAVE PARENTS.
4. MOUNTAIN BIKES DON'T WHINE UNLESS SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG.
5. YOU CAN SHARE YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
6. MOUNTAIN BIKES DON'T CARE HOW MANY OTHER MOUNTAIN BIKES YOU'VE RIDDEN.
7. WHEN RIDING, YOU AND YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE CAN ARRIVE AT THE SAME TIME.
8. MOUNTAIN BIKES DON'T CARE HOW MANY OTHER MOUNTAIN BIKES YOU HAVE.
9. MOUNTAIN BIKES DON'T CARE IF WOU LOOK AT OTHER MOUNTAIN BIKES.
10. MOUNTAIN BIKES DON'T CARE IF YOU BUY MOUNTAIN BIKE MAGAZINES.
11.YOU'LL NEVER HEAR "SURPRISE,YOU ARE GOING TO OWN A NEW MOUNTAIN BIKE" UNLESS YOU GO OUT TO BUY ONE YOURSELF.
12. IF YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE GOES FLAT YOU CAN FIX IT.
13. IF YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE IS TOO LOOSE YOU CAN TIGHTEN IT.
14. IF YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE IS MISALIGNED, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DISCUSS POLITICS WITH IT.
15. YOU CAN HAVE A BLACK/WHITE MOUNTAIN BIKE AND BRING IT HOME TO YOUR PARENTS.
16. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE JEALOUS OF THE GUY WHO WORKS ON YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE.
17. IF YOU SAY BAD THINGS TO YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGISE BEFORE YOU RIDE IT AGAIN.
18. YOU CAN RIDE YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE AS LONG AS YOU WANT AND IT WON'T GET SORE.
19. YOU CAN STOP RIDING YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE AS SOON AS YOU WANT AND IT WON'T GET FRUSTRATED.
20. YOUR PARENTS WON'T REMAIN IN TOUCH WITH YOUR OLD MOUNTAIN BIKE AFTER YOU DUMP IT.
21. MOUNTAIN BIKES DON'T GET HEADACHES.(NOT ALWAYS TRUE)
22. MOUNTAIN BIKES DON'T INSULT YOU IF YOU'RE A BAD RIDER.
23. YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE NEVER WANTS A NIGHT OUT WITH THE OTHER MOUNTAIN BIKES.
24. MOUNTAIN BIKES DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE LATE.
25. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU RIDE YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE.
26. IF YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE DOESN'T LOOK GOOD YOU CAN PAINT IT OR GET BETTER PARTS.
27. YOU CAN RIDE YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET IT, WITHOUT TAKING IT TO DINNER, SEE A MOVIE OR MEET ITS MOTHER.
28. THE ONLY PROTECTION YOU HAVE TO WEAR WHEN RIDING YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE IS A DECENT HELMET.
29. WHEN IN MIXED COMPANY, YOU CAN TALK ABOUT WHAT A GREAT RIDE YOU HAD LAST TIME YOU WERE ON YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE.
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